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Welcome to The Neoborn Caveman Show - your source for social commentary, wrapped in comedy and free speech. We're a pro-humanity radio show and podcast. The show regularly covers controversial topics, aiming to expose truths behind government actions, ethics, and societal threats, along with the lunacy of human existence. Health segments are also regular features. Episodes often include musical guests, live reviews, and discussions on how to be a better human. Come be part of our global community, spanning 169 countries, and enjoy a show that's all about real talk, real laughs, and real change. No AI here - just Neoborn's human insight. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheNeobornCavemanShow


The Neoborn Caveman Show

Own The Government (radio show replay)

Fri, 10 Oct 2025

Neoborn Caveman talks about the complexities of freedom, government control, and the human condition. As usual, NC spans various themes including the paradox of freedom, the illusion of government authority, the impact of war, the role of democracy, and the need for honesty in politics. Neoborn also addresses public health policies, particularly vaccination, and critiques the medical industry, emphasizing the importance of healing over mere medical professionalism. He reflects on technology's role in society and the future of humanity, health, nutrition, climate change, and societal issues. Health segment is about the dangers of diet drinks and the impact of carbohydrates on health. Neoborn Caveman also critiques the globalist agenda of organizations like the WHO and reflects on the historical context of climate change. NC calls for individuals to take action in their lives and communities to maintain a positive change. (on Patreon: extra replay of the "Are We Going Nuts" episode added)


music guests: Broken Colours, Reverend Genes, Sweet Water and others


Key Takeaways

  • Freedom is often an illusion, dominated by external forces.
  • Governments may not serve the people but rather their own interests.
  • War benefits only those who manage it, not the common people.
  • Democracy should empower the people, not control them.
  • Honesty in politics is crucial for societal improvement.
  • Global perspectives are essential to understanding humanity's challenges.
  • Technology can both connect and isolate us.
  • Public health policies need to be scrutinized for their effectiveness.
  • The medical industry often prioritizes profit over healing.
  • Unity among humanity is vital for overcoming global issues.
  • Never use tea bags; they contain microplastics.
  • Diet drinks significantly increase the risk of liver disease.
  • Oat milk can spike blood sugar levels.
  • Granola bars often contain unhealthy sugars and syrups.
  • Avoid fake food from pop-up bakeries.
  • Climate change has been a constant throughout history.


Sound Bites

"Freedom is an oxymoron."

"We are all earthlings."

"Why do we need governors?"

"Only the people who manage the war win."

"You don't have freedom to bank."

"This can't be the future we're all fighting for."

"Healing is good, healers are amazing."

"We are boiled like frogs into this one."

"This is raping people's freedom."

"We are one humanity, we are one solar people."

"Never use tea bags, it's full of microplastics."

"Diet drinks face 60% higher risk of liver disease."

"We shouldn't eat fake food from pop-up bakeries."

"Oat milk can cause blood sugar spikes."

"Granola bars are loaded with syrup and sugar."

"Climate change has always existed."

"We need to find good things in our enemies."

"The government doesn't have money, it's your money."

"We need to stop buying unnecessary things."


Chapters

00:00 Exploring Freedom and Its Paradoxes

03:16 The Illusion of Government Control

07:41 War, Power, and the Human Condition

10:51 The Role of Democracy and Governance

13:28 The Need for Honesty in Politics

18:14 Understanding Global Perspectives

20:40 The Impact of Technology on Society

27:22 Vaccination and Public Health Policies

32:46 The Medical Industry vs. Healing

34:49 The Future of Humanity and Governance

51:34 The Importance of Natural Choices

54:20 Health Insights: The Dangers of Diet Drinks

01:00:14 Understanding Carbohydrates and Their Impact

01:08:09 The Role of Nutrition in Daily Life

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.


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Brave New Life (radio show replay)

Fri, 03 Oct 2025

Purple Rabbits, slurp that green tea and hunker down for The Neoborn Caveman Show—your marble-mouthed host Neoborn Caveman (me, myself, the gang) unleashing pro-humanity rants on life's raw underbelly. We kick off skewering "irresistible" hobbies—archery? Blacksmithing? Spare me; real pull comes from purpose, like indoor tomatoes barricading your pad against urban poison, not time-wasting fluff. Then, a gut-punch from Des Moines: illegal superintendent Ian Andre Roberts, $300K salary to shove agendas down kids' throats, handpicked by Dem strings, busted fleeing ICE with a loaded handgun and deportation order—laws exist to shield taxpayers, not spotlight squatters. Fist-bump the Florida task force's record haul: 1 million pounds of cartel coke, $11B gutted, 378 million lethal doses dodged—why pity narco scum when they peddle death? Health gut-check: 8-year Neurology probe fingers low/no-cal sweeteners (aspartame, sucralose) as cognition killers, accelerating brain fog—sugar's no satan; brew ginger-honey truth over lab lies. Europe's EES drops October 12: fingerprints and snaps for U.S. travelers, "security" facade for data grabs—control's the import, not the espresso. Cap with life's unscripted churn: still waters rot, gales renew—ditch consumer cages, root real.


Music guests are: Broken Colours, Perpacity, Sweet Water, and others.Catch it on your pod platform, fire up patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow (free fierce), and question the machine. Satire, truths, tunes: slurp, burp, revolt.


Key Takeaways

  • Purpose, Not Pastimes: No room for hobbies—reads, gardens, plants pack purpose, forging shields and souls over aimless arrows.
  • School Scandal Unmasked: Unvetted agendas erode education—taxpayer trust demands vetted voices, not armed interlopers.
  • Sweetener Slow Poison: Artificial zeros hasten memory melts per science—embrace nature's cane, shun corporate cocktails.
  • Biometric Border Trap: EU scans sell safety, deliver surveillance—fingerprint freedom's fade before it sticks.
  • Uncertainty's Edge: Life's flows—winds, rains—vitalize; accept your raw self, skip rivalry, grow unscripted.


Soundbites

  • "I don't have time for hobbies. Anything I do, it's serious because I don't have time in my life to waste four meaningless things."
  • "Promiscuity is a bad thing. It's unhealthy, literally unhealthy... Would you be happy for your kid to sleep around? This is a fork spoon is also sexual, right? What about knife?"
  • "Don't consume that much and life won't consume you."
  • "It's all about control... Consumption leads towards compliance and compliance will lead to cages."
  • "You don't have to compete with others... Look at the nature. Every tree has the right amount of sunlight next to each other, and they don't necessarily go against each other."


Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Brave Will Take It All (radio show replay)

Fri, 26 Sep 2025

Neoborn Caveman, your green-tea-slurping host, invites his Purple Rabbit crew (that’s you, not the parasitic overlords) to an open tea-house conversation. Sip along as we explore government overreach, from the 1952 UK ID card abolition to modern digital ID scams like Oracle’s TikTok ties threatening sovereignty. Neoborn shares personal health journeys, promoting natural remedies like green tea and rejecting victim-playing culture. He calls out media manipulation—think asteroid fear-mongering and AI truth-twisting—and warns against generalizing groups. From Eurovision boycotts to Canadian policy oversteps, this episode urges preserving stories to counter division, learning from history, and embracing your unique worth to stay free-spirited. Gather for more unfiltered episodes at patreon.com/theneoborncavemanshow . With the special appearance of Sean Martin (only in the Patreon episode)


Music guests are Sweet Water, Broken Colors, pMad and many others


Key Takeaways

  • Question digital IDs and government motives; the UK’s 1952 ID abolition shows control can be reversed.
  • Data privacy is under threat; Oracle-TikTok deals and Mediterranean data schemes demand resistance.
  • Natural remedies, like green tea, can support health, as shown in Neoborn’s personal experiments.
  • Media and AI distort reality; bots and fear-mongering (e.g., Apophis asteroid) undermine truth—rely on logic.
  • Human connections through stories heal division and isolation, fostering real bonds.
  • Storytelling preserves personal and historical truths, countering manipulation and neglect.
  • Generalizing groups (ethnicity, politics) fuels hate—judge actions, not people, to avoid historical traps.
  • Historical lessons (UK IDs, population exchanges) warn against unchecked power—act proactively.
  • Embrace your unique value; growth through trials silences naysayers, inner and outer.


Sound Bites

  • “Are we the lost souls or who we are? Are we the victims of the new Project Blue Beam coming?
  • “I don’t need drugs to breathe. It’s interesting, right?”
  • “Don’t generalize. If you say all Chinese are bad, then what about Jackie Chan?”
  • “Only the unloved hate, the immature.”
  • “You are special, you are amazing, you are one of a kind."
  • “Prevent before it happens. You know it’s a scheme, a scam and a political maneuver.”


Timestamps

00:00 Welcome to The Neoborn Caveman Show

00:47 Exploring Project Blue Beam and Psyops

01:12 Green Tea Rituals and Freedom’s Erosion

05:15 Personal Challenges and Societal Issues

07:40 Social Media and Asteroid Fear-Mongering

10:04 Digital IDs and Government Overreach

12:24 Data Privacy and Tech Control

14:47 Government Lies and Public Deception

17:16 Canadian Overreach and Freedom Convoy

19:39 Natural Remedies and Big Pharma Critique

21:43 Media Manipulation and AI Truth-Twisting

29:51 Open Tea House Conversations

32:13 Human Connections Over News and Noise

34:25 Kids’ Punk Rock and Creative Expression

36:30 Building Real Human Connections

38:54 Storytelling to Preserve Humanity

40:48 Excuses vs. Genuine Connection

46:07 History’s Dark Lessons on Control

48:30 Eurovision Boycotts and Political Art

50:51 Rejecting Generalizations in Israel-Palestine

55:21 Rejecting Generalizations and Division

57:14 Historical Context for Unity

59:44 Only the Unloved Hate

01:00:39 UK’s ID Card History Lesson

01:04:17 Resisting Digital Control Now

01:05:52 Embracing Your Unique Greatness


Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight with Sean Martin

Fri, 26 Sep 2025

Neoborn Caveman invites Sean Martin to talk about his current projects, including music videos that incorporate storytelling and personal experiences from his military background. He emphasizes the importance of addressing social justice issues and the role of government accountability. They also talk about mental health, particularly coping with PTSD, and the impact of social media on public perception and confirmation bias. Sean shares insights on the music industry, the creative process behind his upcoming album, and the healing power of music.



Key Takeaways


  • Storytelling in music videos can create deeper connections.
  • Military experiences can inform artistic expression and social commentary.
  • Coping with PTSD requires ongoing effort and self-investment.
  • Perspective is crucial in understanding emotions and reactions.
  • Social media can amplify confirmation bias and misinformation.
  • Narcissism is increasingly prevalent in society due to mass communication.
  • Music serves as a powerful tool for healing and connection.
  • The music industry has changed, requiring new strategies for success.
  • Empathy and compassion are essential for societal improvement.
  • Art should challenge norms and provoke thought. 



Sound bites


"You can't just follow orders blindly."

"Coping with PTSD is a constant work."

"Life isn't meant to be easy."


Keywords


music, storytelling, military, PTSD, social justice, mental health, narcissism, music industry, creativity, healing

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Earth's Hidden Line – The Shield That Stops the Sun

Tue, 23 Sep 2025

Neoborn Caveman explores the discovery and implications of the Van Allen radiation belts, the impact of human activity on these belts, and the mysteries surrounding them. He also talks about historical discoveries, recent scientific findings, and the theories that question our understanding of space and our place within it.


Key Takeaways

  • Earth has a protective shield against solar radiation.
  • The Van Allen belts were discovered in 1958 by Explorer 1.
  • NASA's Van Allen probes revealed new insights about radiation belts.
  • Human-made radio waves are altering the radiation belts.
  • Recent solar storms have created temporary new radiation belts.
  • Ancient myths may reflect humanity's understanding of cosmic barriers.
  • Some theories suggest the belts could hide alien technology.
  • The idea of being trapped by the belts is a common misconception.
  • The sharp boundary of the belts raises questions about particle behavior.
  • Truth about space may be obscured by incomplete information.


Chapters

00:00 Introduction to Earth's Cosmic Shield

01:22 The Discovery of the Van Allen Belts

03:53 NASA's Van Allen Probes and New Discoveries

08:57 Human Impact on the Radiation Belts

10:29 Recent Solar Storms and Their Effects

12:19 Exploring Theories and Ancient Myths

15:42 The Future of Our Cosmic Shield


Keywords

Earth, Van Allen Belts, cosmic radiation, NASA, solar storms, space exploration, ancient myths, electromagnetic fields, particle physics, human impact



Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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